Shaun T Quotes
Well if you have been doing Insanity then you know Shaun T has some great 1 liners. I have been saying I need to write them down, so here are a few from yesterdays plyo cardio circuit. More to come… Feel free to add your own 😉
If you don’t know who Shaun T is then maybe it is about time! It is funny when you do this training and watch the Insanity DVD’s day in day out for 60 days you really feel like you get to know not only Shaun T, but the cast. Strange? Right? Anyways quick info on the man Shaun T.
With has background in Dance and Sports Science Shaun decided to mold the two together and created Hip Hop Abs back in 2007. It was a fun dance routine, that made you sweat and more importantly lose weight. The cool thing about Hip Hop Abs was you did not have to get on the floor to work your abs… sneaky huh 😉 It was simple and easy to learn. Later he developed Rocking Body which also uses dance moves to burn that fat.
Fast forward to now and Shaun T has created the Insanity Workout to kick all of our butts! Ya gotta love it.
Check out other Workouts from Shaun T
http://fitdadchris.com/focus-t25-workout/
http://fitdadchris.com/insanity-workout-review/
And I’m smilin cause I love it!
Sccooooooooooo “let’s gooooooooo”
Ready? Jack it out! We start to jack a little faster! Jack it out!
We good y’all?
But it’s not cardio it’s control.
Here are some Shaun T Quotes from Pure Cardio
I’m talking spit!
That sh*! is bananas yo!
I’m so tired I don’t know the name of my moves.
Shaun T is starting to sweat
Your muscles are nice an warm right now so you can stretch real goood.
Some Shaunt T Quotes from Cardio Recovery & Balance
Grab a Shaun T
Shaun T Quotes From Fit Test
Insanity is not sexist!
Some of the things Shaun T said, he didn’t really think about saying them before he said them…
“I’m coming, Ariel!” – Max Interval Plyo
“You can’t see his abs yet, but in a minute his shirt will be off so you’ll be cool.” – Max Cardio Conditioning
“My shoulder is pushing my knee… into my knee” – Max Interval Plyo
“work them obliques” “High Knee OBLIQUE”
It always cracks me up in Day 5 Pure Cardio when Johnny (with the braided hair) looks at the camera during power knee like “damn this is hard”
My husband and I LOVE in one of the first month’s videos when Shaun says what sounds like “Open up your hole” LOL
He is really trying to say “open up your hips” but leaves the hip part off and says “hold”…just doesn’t pronounce hold quite right lol
Me and my hubby have completed insanity twice now and how sad are we when we say”don’t have your legs too wide, josh don’t have your legs too wide” we have started it again and mimick Shaun the whole way through! It’s funny but I love it ! Omg I sound like saun T
That is great! glad you both did it together!
“Split the leg!”
I’m about to start the second phase following recovery week. I love Shaun T and Insanity… love the posse. They’re so entertaining – each in his/her own way. Insanity is kicking my ass… but it’s addictive.
Jump from the bottom, jump from the bottom, jump from there…..
One of my faves is during a month one dvd when doing mountain climbers he says…
“And as youre climbing that mountain you reach your hand up and stick that…that…THING into the mountain” hahnahaha.
An ice pick perhaps Shaun??!
I just did that one today and I die every time…then ski downs “don’t twist this is NO!”
“Power pushuuuups!”
LOL!!! Love love love this thread and so happy you all have kept it alive long enough for me to jump on it.
l@ “i’m talking spit right now” and “i dont even know the name of my moves” HIGH-larious!
Then when the girl says i wanna leave, shaun keeps talking, gets it and looks at her like what the! we r trying to motivate the ppl at home and u sayin this stuff?! lol so priceless
GET FIT OR GET OUT!!
“your climbing a mountain, you got your mountain climber shoes on. You gotta get those knees up if your gonna make it to the top!”
So many funny moments:
– During Pure Cardio (I think) on Power Knees (semi-under his breath) – “Oh my god!!”
– Great instruction on the Fit Test for Switch Kicks (paraphrasing) – “See, you kick your leg out, you’re doing Switch Kicks” or something obtuse like that. Lotsa help there Shaun, thx.
These comments made my night..thanks.
I like when he says, “you knoooow we have to stretch that hip flextor” he sounds so cute. Lol
I’m really surprised no one picks up on the fact he pronounces exercise
I did not notice that but I am unsure of the following:
“Neck in neutral spine”. Is spine the right word here? Or should it be spot? I have never heard of neutral spine.
I actually looked up Neutral Spine for Dummies. It is a real thing. Just never heard of it and he says it A LOT.
“You can freaking do it!”
Never Compromise Form People!
One of my favorite parts isn’t a quote exactly, but at the *very* beginning of the Core Cardio & Balance recovery week dvd, when the camera first cuts to Shaun T he totally gives himself a high five before he walks over to the other people. It cracks my wife and I up every time.
Also in the Fit Test I think, at one point he says something like “Chris is over here DYING…” and my wife always laughs like he’s talking about me. He may as well be though…
Love Insanity, even though I hate it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtqa7r0HUA&feature=youtu.be
Most of these quotes in one place.
Amona do 2 for you..
“Shaun T Quotes 30 January 2013 / 55 comments”
Bless you, this helps me quite a lot. This is why I love this website so much.
"THATS IT! THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!" It pumps me up every time
"Shaun T right there baby… ahhhhhhhhhhh… Dig deeper!"
I personally always liked the, "you know, sometimes being a fitness professional I wonder why I do the things I do….cause I wanna look goooood!" haha
Does anybody know what does the pasty looking girl in maroon top mouths after Shaun T says, “you know, sometimes being a fitness professional I wonder why I do the things I do
I think she says insane or crazy
I always thought she was saying, “Yeah, right.”
she says “he’s C R A Z Y” love it, makes me laugh all the time!!
he says his hand is right there for me too during the pylometrics mountain climbers, but I never find it
how about the one during plyometrics when Shaun T says "My hand is up here for you too..? I always reach igher and higher, but alas, I can never seem to find that hand of his.
the other funny one is when he tells the thin girl on the right, during plyomterics I think "you didn't wear a sports bra before this…"; I know what he means, but it sounds like an insult regarding her not being busty
Haha yeah that’s Rachel and during the 3rd interval on the warm up she’s jacking and he goes “cmon Rachel that’s slow!” then calls out Mario in Pure Cardio and says “you gotta go! sit down and take a break!”
Anybody ever see the infomercial where Shaun T is in red shorts and does a power jump in slow mo and I swear you see the tip of his tool pop out… how could they miss it in editing… I guess it's a little something extra for the ladies
I saw it too! I looked up the info-mercial after reading your post and about 3/4 of the way through, I saw it. You are right….how could they miss that in editing????
Keep your core nice and tight!
You gotta DIRK DIGGLER!
"Take a break, take a break, but keep going." What? NOOOO!
My favorite is “you wanna leave????” It cracks me up every time. The look on his face is priceless.
The last couple seconds of the recovery week are hilarious. Some dude gives Ariel a high five, she looks at her and it and wipes it on her shorts looking disgusted.
Hahah yeah G-Dogg that one is always a bit strange. Like what did she wear before lol. And when Shaun is like how old are you to the blonde lady. She is like wtf man!! hahahahha great stuff
yeah she’s like “i’m over 40” and he’s like “she’s over 40 and she’s still pushin!”
The "You never wore a sports bra" quote always makes me a little uncomfortable… thoughts?
"If you got some of this; you need to drink some of this."
“You never wore a sports bra before Insanity, did you?!”
Doing Ski downs.. Dont do this, "THIS IS NO!"
My favorites:
I'm drippin'
What you want to do is put your knee, on your knee…
Boom….. HA! (every time he starts the Heisman)
Turnover people
Why do I do what I do? Cuz I wanna look goooooood….
Ready? Jerk it out! We start to jerk a little faster! Jerk it out!
This site made my whole damned day! Thank you guys so much! Some of it is unintentional porn for sure. "Are you in it?" This is my second go 'round with Shaun T and I love (hate) him!
Hahah no doubt! I start full Insanity again in a few weeks, doing it twice a week now with P90x and it still cracks me up!
Every time in the warmup when he says "Mummy, come on", I hear "Mommy, come on"…it cracks me up!
I just finished Max Interval Circuit and the part where Jeff almost hits Ariel was priceless. Haha! Does anyone know what nationality Jeff is? Or know his last name?
I LOVE when Jeff almost hits Ariel, and she makes that face! And then if you keep watching, when they're shaking hands, she wipes her hands on her shorts after she shakes hands with him. LOL. You know what would be awesome? If someone were to make a youtube video with a clips from Insanity of all these great quotes. I'd favourite that in a heartbeat!
"Insanity is not sexist" is my favorite!
Julie that's too funny. Did pure cardio tOnight and was cracking up when he said that! You wanna leave? Go sit down!!'
i'm not trying to HURT you i'm just trying to make you BETTER!!!
ps-i love josh. JOSH. 😉
I LOVE these quotes.. Doing the Insanity workout and have to laugh every time Shaun T mentions one of these..
Have to laugh at these Shaun T quotes on these t-shirts as well – http://www.zazzle.com/invanity+gifts – with the logo changed to Invanity (see what they did there?)
here's hoping Shaun T comes up with a few more in the new addition of The Asylum
This isn't a coffee break people!!
These quotes have my brother and I dying laughing when we are working out. Most of these are my faves including the.."Straighten out that leg…..JOSHH!!" So done after that comment.
I even laugh when during the first month where he askes one of the spanish women.."Can you feel it?" And erotically she's like, "Yeaaa."
Pomps, im pretty sure it's either mirror image on the cameras(unlikely) or that he says the opposite cuz u r following him in a different direction. everytime he says go into the right he goes to his left, BUT we go to our right following the moves like a mirror. either way DIG DEEPER y'all
He says everything in reverse (in every workout) for the viewers @ home, if you notice, even Mario in one of the workouts in Month1 gets confused going the direction he says to go while everyone else is going the opposite… unless the vids are flipped and Mario is just an idiot lol but yea it's for us… -ShaunD-Round2Month2Week2Day3/-71lbs… 338 to 267 Let's Go!
In max interval sports training he does 8 jumps then "sprints" around the 3 point line. His feet are moving so fast but his body is still; Cracks me up cuz it makes him look like road runner. Also, he should learn his right from left cuz he is always saying to put the wrong leg down!
hahah Stephen your right this would be great on SNL
right up there with Nick the Company COmputer guy!! Instead of MOVEEE it would be JOSH!!! hahahah
"I know you earned the shirt" "Working the core, Working the core!". Why hasn't this been an SNL skit yet? LOL
This is great stuff! My favorite is "And I'm smilin cuz I LOVE IT!" I say it with him every time!
yeah I always throw a JOSH!!! in there hahah the best!!!
I got big quads!! lol
My absolute favorite is in the cardio recovery (month 1) when he says "this is as far as I can lift my leg because I got big quads" and then quickly admires his quad with a cocky smile. Oh, it kills me everytime!!
And lol on the "Josh" comment earlier! I chime in with "JOSH" everytime too! Even when I'm by myself. Its a nice little break to all the seriousness.
haha its horrible because all my mates do it to me every time haha
Hahha Dannaman i know. Ariel is like WTF!!!! DUmb AZZ
and to LIz yeah that is great when she says she wants to leave and he is like…. you wanna… go take a break hahahhahah
Great stuff!
Not a quote, but one of my favorite parts of the whole set (just finished it tonight) is when you finish the Max Interval Circuit, and Jeff the B-boy dude does one of his moves and almost hits one of the women in the face. And Jeff doesn't even know he almost just nailed some woman- he just walks off like the cock of the walk that he is.
Most annoying part is when he says there is only 20 seconds left of the Heisman in the Core Cardio and Balance and you really have more than 30. Always pisses me off.
"Im smilling cuz i love killing people, im a killa, i kill"- from the max interval circuit dvd…lol effin shaun t
LOL The guy he’s talking about at the time is Akeel. “Over my arm Akeel!” “I love killin’ Akeel!”
"Shaun T is staring to sweat" has to be one of the best.
Max interval circuit "If your laying on the couch or your garage, I don't know where you are laying"…..Who is laying down in their garage?
I love when the one girl that says she wants to leave and when the one says she feels like SH#* and Shaun T takes a second to process it.
My favorite is from one of the max workouts, I think it is during hit the floor when Shaun T says "you always have to support yourself when you're going down"
Anyone else think it is creepy when he man handles some of the dudes while they are working out?
He does the same for the women as well. Plus he’s married so the men should know he’s not trying to hit on them
During a water break
I think it's plyometric cardio circuit but it's def in the first month
haha Jorge which one is that! nasty lol
Also that part where the lady spits and it lands in her hair I'm always like haha fail
This isn't tap dancing people! Or this is the time when Shaun T needs to take a break
My favorite is, "and here it is from the back. Bam! Bam!(with every move)" I'm like, Shaun T, I'm losing my focus. Turn back around so I can work out without the distraction! Sorry guys, female p.o.v.
Hahah I can't wait. Just hope while getting whooped in the Max workouts I can remember them hehe.
Wait until you get into the Max workouts, there will be many quotes from there as well. "30 second water break.. drink your water.. you only get 30 seconds people this isn't a coffee break!"
"Shaun T is starting to sweat"
Cracks me up… don't know why.
Hhaahhah Chad that is too funny! I know JOSHHHHH. You know after filming Josh was like, yo dawg why you gotta be like that and call me out! hahah Dig Deep Josh no cheating SSSSCOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
LMAO! "SCOOOO!" & "Ready? Jack it out! We start to jack a little faster! Jack it out!"
I doesn't get any better than that!
I also like how you memorize random parts of the video. Like in the stretch for Plyo, when Shaun says "Make sure your legs aren't too far apart." I always go "JOSH! You're such a F*#& Up!"
I don't know why, cuz Josh kicks my ass every day, but it makes me feel better~
My fave part is when he calls out Josh